My name is Roman, I'm a YouTuber
and this is my story.
For nearly all my life, I have been studying. I have been
studying English to perfect my pronunciation.
My efforts were worthless.
(just him mispronouncing "very very" as "very wary" many, many times)
I was being made fun of for not pronouncing things
right in my own comments.
I had to put a stop to this.
YouTube money.
I don't know how I'm gonna make this video, dude.
Hello blazers, NFKRZ here.
How you guys doing today?
Welcome to a brand new video, and in today's video
guys, we need to talk okay. We need to talk about
something on my channel that I feel needs to stop
okay? And that is a meme that has been taken a little
bit too far. Now the living proof of this is that four days
ago, I uploaded a video called "Vodka Nation," right,
which was a very, very well-received video, right, got a
lot of likes and shit and I decided to look it up on
YouTube in the YouTube search. I've looked up "Vodka
Nation" on YouTube. And guess what, the second result
for the Vodka Nation is a video called, "Vodka Nation
(English subtitles)."
I don't know why the fuck I started crying at this.
Anyways, let's watch the fucking video!
Yes, guys, that's it. It's a fucking video pretty much a
reupload of my Vodka Nation video with subtitles
added to every single word I've ever said in that video.
That's pretty much it. That's what YouTube in 2016 has
come to and that's what my subscriber base and my fan
base in 2016 has come to and I cannot not be
depressed about this. Yes, that's right guys, today we're
talking about the "Russian pig" and the "need subtitles,
cannot understand you NFKRZ" meme that is going on
on my channel right now. These are the memes that are
just a tiny bit overused and these are just memes that
I'm very, very tired of and memes that I want to stop.
Now here's the reason why I want these memes to stop,
okay, is because my comments have turned to complete
cancer. It's not funny anymore, it's not a fucking joke,
okay? My comments are cancer. There's no discussion
about it. If you go in my comments section right now, 80
fucking percent of the comments is, "NFKRZ, I cannot
understand you, dude." "Oh, NFKRZ, nice video bro but I
didn't understand anything you said, bro." "Haha, NFKRZ,
need subtitles dude. Haha, I'm so fucking hilarious."
This is 80% of my fucking comments and it's not funny
anymore, it's complete cancer. Only 20% of my fucking
comments are shit related to the topic or theme of the
fucking video. Which is really depressing. When I come
to my comments, I wanna read them and see what
people have to say about the topic and the idea of the
video, okay? I don't wanna see just the complete redone
meme shit over and over again which is not funny to me
which hasn't been funny since fucking 2007, like, can you
please shut the fuck up. Do you people actually think
you're fucking hilarious? My comments have actually
turned to people fucking finding every single word I've
pronounced wrong in my video, and to people saying,
"NFKRZ, I couldn't understand you, you fat Russian pig."
That's literally all there is to it. The subtitles meme has
been started by Pyrocynical, because he forced it very,
very hard in his videos and on Twitter and everywhere in
my comments, right? At first, I didn't mind it. It was a bit
funny, I didn't mind it very much. But now it gets fucking
annoying, especially to me, because, yes, I know that my
pronunciation of English is not perfect, and I am trying to
improve everyday. Everyday, I'm trying to improve
in every single video. Perhaps maybe I'm not improving
but I'm trying to, okay? People saying, "NFKRZ, I cannot
understand you" instead of leaving actual feedback, it
kinda really makes me not feel good about myself. The
thing is that I kinda stopped reading comments.
Many people point out to me that I never reply to
comments, that I never reply to anything on YouTube,
and that is because my comments have gone complete
cancer. I don't see any point in reading them and it's all
just rehashed shit saying, "Hey NFKRZ I couldn't
understand you, you fucking piece of shit, you fucking
Russian pig." That is cancer, okay, and I feel no
motivation, no actual enjoyment in reading comments
anymore, it's just cancer. And yes, I am making this
video because we need to stop this, I am making this
video because I want this shit to stop. We need to stop
this. I'm not making this video like fucking Leafy or
Pyrocynical, you know, homemade videos like,
"Hey guys, can you please stop commenting 'small loan
of a million dollars' and 'hiss' on every fucking video on
YouTube in existence ever, can you guys please stop
doing that?" And order, and actually thinking in their
brain that by making this video, they're gonna trigger
more people into commenting this shit on every single
fucking video on YouTube. Well this is not the case for
me, I actually genuinely want this shit to stop. I'm
fucking tired of it, okay? I'm gonna be sitting there like
fucking Basherverse, sitting there like "I'M TIRED OF IT!
I'M TIRED OF IT ALL!" Because I am tired of it and we
need this shit to stop, seriously. My comments have gone
complete cancer, and they give me no motivation, no
fucking motivation to continue making videos, seriously.
It's actually rare right now to see comments on my video
that say, "Hey dude, nice video. Enjoyed it, keep it up,
make more videos, I love you, dude," and something like
that." Seeing these comments is 1 in a million, okay?
When I see one, I get really happy. I wish there was more
comments like that because I know that most of the
people who say that I'm a Russian pig and that they
cannot understand me actually watch my videos, right,
and actually like my videos, but can you please leave
actual fucking feedback and actual, maybe,
compliments? Maybe something fucking decent, okay?
Something apart from the same rehashed meme shit all
over again. I would really, really fucking welcome that.
Please. Yeah, guys, that's pretty much all I wanted to say
in this video but I wanna give you guys a promise, okay?
Let's have a little bit of a deal here, okay? If you guys
don't stop commenting, "Need subtitles, Russian pig,"
if you don't stop commenting, "NFKRZ, I didn't
understand you, what the fuck did you say in this whole
video" right? If you don't stop commenting that and if
you do not leave a like on this video, I'm taking down
Pyrocynical's channel. This is not a joke, or not a threat, I
am taking down Pyrocynical's channel. How, or why?
It's because Pyrocynical has made literally so many
videos including my face in it, and so many videos
where he watches my video and then says, "NFKRZ, I
cannot fucking understand you."
(Pyro:) NFKRZ. There's 2 very good reasons why I
haven't done that. Firstly: no one can actually
understand what NFKRZ says.
(NFKRZ): I have used CS:GO Wild and yes, I am
sponsored by CS:GO Wild and I've stated that in two
videos I've made about it, so I'm absolutely clear here,
okay? But I have used CS:GO Wild way before I was
sponsored on it.
(Pyro): I can't understand a thing, he said something
about CS:GO Wild, I dunno. Total snake tongue.
Alright Pyrocynical, I actually want you to shut the fuck
up right now, okay, because I wanna hear your attempt
of speaking Russian, okay, because you're probably
gonna sound like one of those Call of Duty shitty
generic voiceovers that say, just, shit that doesn't make
sense to anybody who's actually Russian, like, your life is
sad, Pyrocynical. Please delete your channel.
(Pyro): White chocolate Malteaser, NFKRZ.
(NFKRZ): Hello blazers, NFKRZ here, how're you guys
doing today? (and then Pyro mocking him)
Hey guys, Pyrocynical here, and I'm only including this
part of the video from NFKRZ's video in this video to
make this video over 10 minutes to get more ad revenue.
Yeah guys, thank you for watching, subscribe to my
fucking terrible channel.
(Pyro): I've just been watching NFKRZ's new video and I
honestly can't understand a single audible word he says.
Just listen. (NFKRZ): And, well, Valve gets so much
money that they can put off the development of Half-Life
3, to, well, approximately 2150. Yes, I just confirmed it,
guys. Half-Life 3 is coming 2150. (Pyro): You just made a
Half-Life 3 joke, Roman. Roman, you uploaded this the
24th of June, 2016. And you're making Half-Life 3 jokes.
You just made a Half-Life 3 joke. That's the equivalent of
me making MLG Teletubbies 2. Your boy NFKRZ, he
doesn't really know how to spoken. (NFKRZ): Right,
Pyrocynical, like we all have to come to an agreement
here, okay? You, as the creator of CAR SEX, you need to
just shut up, okay? Pyrocynical has made literally so
many videos including my face in it, and so many videos
where he watches my video and then says, "NFKRZ, I
cannot fucking understand you" that at this point, I have
the power to take down Pyrocynical's channel by. And
Pyrocynical's gone off the face of the Internet, so if you
want to have your favorite cancer commentary, for a
YouTuber to stay on this website, make sure to give this
video a like and stop commenting, "NFKRZ, we need
subtitles" because if not, I'm killing Pyrocynical, like this
is not a fucking joke. It's not.
But anyway guys, that's pretty much all I wanna say in
this video. If you did enjoy it, please make sure to give it
a like, and if you're not a fucking retard please make
sure to not comment, "NFKRZ, you need subtitles," and
yeah, thank you so much for watching it, and I will see
you in the next one. Peace.